An educated and capricious male who for some strange reason feels compelled to add his own definition for his own name simply because every other definition describes a female, but who then gets distracted by the scroll bar and jumps from the bottom to the top of the page with increasing rapidity.
"Did you hear about Darrian?"
"No, what happened?"
"He ended up having a seizure because of his flashing computer."
"Why in the world was it flashing?"
"...The world may never know."
A combination of the words "super" and "sexy" that describes a person who is simply too amazing for any conventional word to cover his or her intense attractiveness.
"Hey, guess what!"
"Pushing buttons is fun?"
"Yes, but not quite what I was gonna say....anyway, I'm supexy, super sexy. All the ladies in the club address me as, supexy, super sexy. I'm just so sexy!"
"...Dude, you're so conceited."
"But it's just a song!"