5 definitions by AssPirate

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A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.
I wish I had been born with a penis.
by Asspirate November 07, 2004

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one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys
that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy.
by asspirate July 20, 2003

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a 4 wheeled vehicle that very slow.
we call my friend's 96 dx protege the quadcycle because we cant call it a bicycle.
by asspirate July 20, 2003

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A much more updated and cooler way to say zing
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: What aren't I doing? Ohhhhh, BAAAzing!
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
by AssPirate November 07, 2004

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a dead horse that everyone should stop beating.
CS blows my hairy cock.
by asspirate January 05, 2004

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