What falls out of your anus... duh...
Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.
One who faithless to the straight male community and enjoys in being the poker or pokee of the 'ol brown-eye' (aka Rectum)
Dude... Whats up with Bill? I thought he was in to chick.
Nah Dude... He's a Rectal Renegade now.
A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.
"That dirty ho was dangling some rancid croutons"
1. T.D.Y = Temporarily Divorced for a Year
(type of military order)
Lets go to the bar and get laid, i am TDY for 2 more weeks.