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8 definitions by Aspirations

 
1.
If you ever look up 'Chuck Norris' in the Urban Dictionary, you will be bombarded with manly 'Chuck Norris can....' statements. Ya, ya, roundhouse kick, whatever. He's tough I guess. This is a sensible discription of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is....
by Aspirations January 11, 2009
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2.
Here's how to know if your crazy or not:

If you talk to inanimate objects, you're not crazy. If you hear them talking back to you, THAT'S when you know you're crazy.
Hey, maybe you ARE crazy!
by Aspirations January 11, 2009
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3.
Adjective that describes something 'cool', 'awesome', 'hot', or 'chic'. Used various times by Gretchen Weener in the 2004 movie Mean Girls
Gretchen: Oh my gosh, that's so FETCH!

Regina: Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen!
by Aspirations January 11, 2009
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4.
emo
Most emos are fake, poseur losers. Often hang out with groups of other 'emos'. May or may not be homosexual. Wear skinny jeans and guyliner. Whine about life, write dark poems on LiveJournal, and cut themselves. It is scarce you will ever see a real emo. Youtube search 'The Emo Song', to learn more about stereotypical/poser emos.
I'm an emo kid, non-comforming as can be. You'd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me. I have dye in my hair and makeup on my face, I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs.


...Cause our dudes look like chicks, our chicks look like dykes, because emo. Is one step. Below transvestite!
by Aspirations January 10, 2009
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5.
A horrible, extremely slow internet connection. With dial up your phone and computer use the same line.
Dial-Up:

Susie- I tried to call you but the line was busy!
Jane- Sorry, I was on the computer.
Susie- o_O
by Aspirations January 10, 2009
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6.
An educational Nintendo DS game developed by a Japanese doctor named Ryuta Kawashima. It has various daily training programs that help you 'train your brain' and tips to improve your brain capacity. You can also take the 'Brain Age Test' which tells you how active you are of a thinker, 20 being ideal and 80 being the worst. Ryuta is the host in the form of a virtual floating head on the side screen, and is known to refrence the 'prefrontal cortex' quite a bit.
Brain Age:


Ryuta- Now here's a fun brain tip! Simulating daily routines can help activate your prefrontal cortex!
by Aspirations January 11, 2009
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7.
A horrible, extremely slow internet connection. With dial up your phone and computer use the same line. Makes horrible screeching noises when logging on.
Dial-Up:

Susie- I tried to call you but the line was busy!
Jane- Sorry, I was on the computer.
Susie- o_O
by Aspirations January 10, 2009
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