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4 definitions by Asian boi

 
1.
A city on the west coast with godly scenery that enjoys California weather, to which sad bitter obese easterners living in a grey architectureless mess of a wet fart called Toronto hope to some day move to, that is if they can fork out the three-quarters million pricetag for a lower-middle class three bedroom rowhouse two hours away from downtown in leafty suburbs that aren't really suburbs since the lots are about 20 feet wide due to smart city planning.
Fat White boy from Toronto: Yeah I live in Rosedale man.
Asian from Vancouver: Eight city blocks of old money trash
Fat White boy from Toronto: FOB with no working credentials.
Asian from Vancouver: Let's go, my SLR vs ur mother's cadillac
by Asian boi April 07, 2006
 
2.
A city on the west coast with godly scenery that enjoys California weather, to which sad bitter obese easterners living in a grey architectureless mess of a wet fart called Toronto hope to some day move to, that is if they can fork out the three-quarters million pricetag for a lower-middle class three bedroom rowhouse two hours away from downtown in leafty suburbs that aren't really suburbs since the lots are about 20 feet wide due to smart city planning.
Fat White boy from Toronto: Yeah I live in Rosedale man.
Asian from Vancouver: Eight city blocks of old money trash
Fat White boy from Toronto: FOB with no working credentials.
Asian from Vancouver: Let's go, my SLR vs ur mother's cadillac
by Asian boi April 07, 2006
 
3.
A rich asian living in contemporary WestCoast mansions on the west side, driving two mercedes and a BMW, with both 14 year old kids taking UBC sciences and/or commerce, who spend their weekends rock climbing, skiing, kayaking, fishing, smoking pot, hosting barbeques for relatives and going out for dim sum.
Damn I envy their lifestyle those vancouverites!
Vancouverite: Wanna go skiing?
Torontonian: Nah, I'm going to stay indoors and dress up like I'm from New York and take pictures of myself.
by Asian boi April 14, 2006
 
4.
Where an Asian will not be beaten for receiving an a- or lower on a test and are not shunned upon for failing to become a doctor at the fine age of 16.
*in Asian voice

Mom: what you get on test today?

Me: I got b pwus

Mom: oh that fineee, I give you cookie now. You in Asian heaven now.
by Asian Boi January 14, 2014