2 definitions by Asian Lover

Top Definition
1. To rip one's own Anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.
1. Mom, Jesus is Tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT
by Asian Lover January 29, 2006

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To massage one's own balls and scrotum in a pugnacious manner.
I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.
by Asian Lover January 29, 2006

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