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3 definitions by Ashleyy(:

 
1.
A verbal reflex against stupidity. In my opinion one of the best types of humour.

- Sarcasm

*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*

Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.
by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009
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2.
Channels dedicated to pointless gadgets you will never need, unbelievably fake photoshopped images, patronizing rhetorical questions and the worst actors on the face of the earth.
Teleshopping:

**HEY! Are you a fat loser with no friends?**

Guy at home: No.

**Then you need,THE FAT-BUSTER-CARDIO-CRUNCHER-ABS-BUILDER-FRIEND-FINDER 3000! It was £300 but you can get now for just £299.99!
Just Call: 0800-IMAFATLOSERWITHNOFRIENDSANDNEEDTHEFATBUSTERCARDIOCRUNCHERABSBUILDERFRIENDFINDER3000PLS Terms and conditions apply batteries not included.**
by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009
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3.
An evil bitch that lives in the sky, punishing those who do the most minor of things with something a thousand times worse.

*Boy accidentally trips up friend*
Boy: 'Oops. Sorry'

*Miraculously a piano falls from the sky crushes his feet so he's unable to move, suddenly a pack of dogs emerge out of nowhere attack him; tearing all his clothes off, whilst a bunch of escaped horny convicts pass by, see their chance and have their way.*

Friend: Karma's a bitch
by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009
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