24 definitions by Ashent

A zerg guild is a term used in MMORPGs to describe a group of players with little to no skill, employing hundreds of accounts to get anything done. If an encounter requires 5 people, a zerg guild brings 20.

Offspring of the term 'zerg rush' which was coined from Starcraft, after a race in the game that employs such tactics regularly.
1: "Hye u got teh strat for uber_mob lol??///"
2: "Why? It would take 80 of you to kill it with your zerg guild."
by Ashent June 27, 2006

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A person who posts nothing but "TLDR" on everything within a forum. Usually referred to as a troll, but this is a more specialized case. TLDR is an acronym meaning "Too Long Didn't Read" and is used when you have no interest in reading a topic. Used to say basically that your thread, and you yourself certainly suck.
Soem Guy01 : "I collect tiny plaster figurines of kitties and I paint them in my garage. You know, funny thing about that garage..."
General public : Shut up.
TLDRian : TLDR
by Ashent May 10, 2006

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A popular monument in the internet society.

Noun: Ashent as a person or entity. Also,

Verb: To feel gloriously superior.
Did you see Ashent at the concert? He was rocking out!

Person 1: You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
Person 2: Well.. I *AM* Ashent.
by Ashent May 10, 2006

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A car enthusiast who is obsessed with Integras.
Ash: Lol I just put a new hood on my teg, can't wait for my exhaust to come in the mail!

You: God you're such a teggy.
by Ashent June 27, 2006

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Scaniving is a contraction of the words coniving and scandalous because both words can usually describe the same person you are speaking of.
"Did you see Jamie at that party hitting on those frat guys?"

"Yeah what the fuck dude, she's such a scaniving whore!"
by Ashent June 27, 2006

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Braille is a caucasian MC with records like "Timeless" and "Shades of Grey." If you appreciate a deeper form of hip hop, you should check him out. Except that he sings about God a lot for some reason.
Man did you see the Braille show last night? Fuckin SICK.
by Ashent June 28, 2006

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Fedfuxed is a state you can be in mentally. To watch a mailman skip over your house while awaiting a package.
Me: Man I looked out my window and saw the FedEx guy across the road!
Someone that isn't me: Lol did u get teh package??
Me: No, he drove right by. I got FedFuxed.
by Ashent May 10, 2006

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