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The Dookie Monster; a.k.a. when your stomach is hurting really bad and you know that you may not be able to make it to the bathroom before you crap your pants.
Friend 1: Oh crap!
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: The DM's knocking!
Friend 2: Hahaha
by Ash61810 May 04, 2011

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