3 definitions by ArtAdams

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Also known as "pseudopoo".
Doing a Sudoku puzzle on the toilet at work under the guise of a traditional "on-the-clock" shit.
Dal: Dude I just had the sweetest Sudopoo!
Jord: No way! Did you actually finish the puzzle?
Dal: No man, kept getting stuck on number 2.
Jord: Bummer, flush that one eh?
Dal: Yeah, my interest really tapered off.
by ArtAdams May 15, 2010

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The act of faking a shit to avoid or postpone something. Often used in conjunction with "work" or "marriage".
If it weren't for the pseudopoo, I'd probably have to take up smoking just to get through the day.
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The result of using a "splashgaurd" or "shit raft".
Feces sinks downward, wrapping itself in a comfortable nest of toilet paper.

Highly fibrous or buoyant shits will remain partially exposed to the air in the center of the nest, allowing them to pollute the surrounding air quality, and penetrate the nostrils of others in the area.
Use the other stall, someone left a shit nest in there.
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