2 definitions by Art Vandelay JR

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Douchepen-an area or location where a group of douches can be located or are confined to.
During 2011 the area where the St Louis Cardinals relievers gathered was renamed the douchepen.

Tom: So did you go pitch your project to the Engineering group?
Mike: Hell no, I try to avoid that douchepen as much as humanly possible
by Art Vandelay Jr July 03, 2011

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assgrenade - an individual that is a complete ass and totally ruins a situation.
In 2011 St Louis Cardinals relief pitcher Ryan Franklin was such an assgrenade with several blown saves that the team relieved him of his closer duties.
by Art Vandelay JR May 21, 2011

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