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2 definitions by Art Terry

 
1.
n. a slang term used as a substitute for 'colonoscopy'
v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.
s. Bob went under this afternoon to get hamstercammed by that creepy doctor with the spam hands...guess that's why he can't sit properly.
by Art Terry February 14, 2009
 
2.
Inspired by the famed NY bakery name, cramaldis and its cousin; cramaldeez are directive verbs describing the act of stuffing one's genitalia into socially impregnable and usually unwelcome places.
Cramaldis dick in ya' mouth ya bone smugglin' pipe fitter!
by Art Terry June 03, 2004