The elation one feels when his sexual partner has their period and knows she is not pregnant. The man is then perfectly fine with putting up with any of his girl's bitchiness due to the fact that he is in a state of periodecstasy. The should not be confused with period heart attack in which case the man dies inside when his sexual partner misses their period.
Girl: I had my period!
Boy: THANK YOU GOD!!!
Girl: Now let's talk about my day...
Boy: I'm in a state of period ecstasy so sure..
When used in the correct context scrolling can be considered quite sexual, especially amongst nerds. The act of scrolling involves basically performing any sex act imaginable. This allows nerds to have awkward conversations without being awkward at all.
"Hey baby wanna scroll up and down through some websites later?"
"Only if you push all my right buttons if you know what i'm saying...maybe even double click a little."
"Sounds great i'll bring the firewall, don't wanna catch any viruses."
"Guess we'll be scrolling all night long."
Used when someone is completely pwned. This may only be used in a group of people and after zwah, zing, and zwoosh have been called. This also must be said while using a hand motion to signify the total pwnage. This hand motion includes turning your hand palm up, then moving it up and away from you as you elongate saying "zipppapotamus." All spellings include tree continuous p's.
Mike: Man, i just can't figure this out.
Matt: Yeah thats what she said. Zwah!
Zach: Zing Randy: Zwoosh!!!!