3 definitions by Arskangel

turret

An automated stationary weapon that shoots everything that moves into its field of view. Also known as a sentry gun. Common enemy in FPSs (first person shooters).

"Watch out those turrets!"

by Arskangel December 29, 2005

gaping maw

A particulary frightening looking vagina.

I was scarred for life when I saw a picture of fat, hairy lady shoving a traffic cone into her gaping maw.

by Arskangel January 3, 2006

Jailhouse Gay

Jailhouse Gay (also known as Nerdgay), is an alarming and amusing phenomenon whereby straight degenerate (male) geeks far too unattractive to ever be allowed to have sex with a actual woman have sex with each other. It's most common in circles where there are little or no women and little or no choice.

"I think Eric has gone Jailhouse Gay."

by Arskangel February 3, 2004