1 definition by Arrogant Monkey

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1. Showing consistent intimate devotion to a single subject regardless of variables.

2. Unhealthy addiction to male genitalia

3. Individual who loves my dick
"She'll go out, buy me coffee, pick up my dry cleaning, pay for dinner, and give me a massage because she is myddicted."
by Arrogant Monkey February 14, 2010

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