when you put fun dip powder on your dick; preferably the tip and a girl performs oral to it
guy1: dude last night i got a fundick
guy2: what flavor
a blowjob containing blue semen, blue ink, or blue paint.
friend1:why do you have blue ink all over you
friend2:i gave a smurfjob
When there is more than 3 guys in a videochat with 1 girl also.
Guy1: last night that videochat gangbang was intense learned so much more about her
Guy2: Wow i didn't know she was into videochat gangbangs!
It's where you stick strawberries in a girls asshole so later she shits out strawberries in the bathroom
amber:Ughhhh i got a stroowbaloo that shit hurt now i've been shitting out strawberries all day
When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.
Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
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