Main Entry: Koyoto
Function: Noun, Verb
Date: before 21th century
1 : A busted condom, a mistake
2 : A morbid obese Giraffe
3 : A pathological liar
4 : A newbie
5 : Triple penetration hardcore anal sex while being teabagged by five Indian midgets covered in ranch dressing while skying diving with sliding glass doors covered in mayonaise
1 : Son, I am sorry to tell you but your a Koyoto...it was a wild night in Las Vegas on New years eve.
2: There are thousands of Koyotos dying each year in the plains of Africa.
3: I know your sleeping around on me Chad, stop being a koyoto.
4 : Wow...these kid is such a Koyoto.
5 : Damn man you missed that party last night, there was a HUGE Koyoto in the living room man!