The dominant bitch in a group of women. Similar in concept to an alpha wolf. Usually one can tell at a glance by how she acts and because the lesser bitches are deferring to her.
Guy #1: Damn, that chick is hot!
Guy #2: Naw, man, that's the alpha bitch. She'll have your dick in a jar in 30 seconds.
Guy #1: Tru dat
An alternate term for a person's anus
Popularized by the group The Frogs.
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout and that's your asshole, your snoot snout.
Etymologically incorrect singular of megaFLOPS
I think what he meant to say was the computer ran at 1 megaFLOPS
v. The act of lol'ing at something you've already seen that was funny the first time, out of politeness. Typically occurs when receiving pasted links via instant messenger.
Friend: omg look at this awsome pic i jus found on the intertubes!!!!
Friend: jeez u seen evrything u jaded bastard
A dog, as pronounced by a fuckin' pikey
You like dags?
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