1 definition by Ariel Rebecca

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a hairy, dwarfish creature that dwells under a bridge and is a trusted employee of The Gap. Often wearing the original Gap Denim Button-down and khakis, it allows entry into The Gap only to those who are wise enough to answer its riddles correctly. When excited, it will dance, rubbing its buttocks in a fit of joy, against its annoyed coworker or other patron who didnt answer the riddle correctly.
---What are you?
"I am the Gap Troll"
"Im quite an object I must confess, put one of me in a barrel, and I make it weigh less. What am I?"
---"Umm...a hole?!"
"YES! Welcome to The Gap!"
by Ariel Rebecca March 09, 2006

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