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20 definitions by Aribeth

A cow that has come back from the dead to avenge the butcher who slaughtered it.

Endorsed by PETA
The ranch was overrun by a herd of undead cows. No one survived.
by Aribeth April 09, 2005
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A one-way trip to the electric chair.
Ted Bundy took the hot squat.
by Aribeth April 09, 2005
10 9
An odiferous gas released by a trouser sneeze.
After the bowl of Chili, Fred's tyrantfog cleared the table.
by Aribeth March 28, 2005
6 5
A piece of furniture that is used to carry out a death sentence by administering an electrical current to the subject that is sufficient to cause death.
Too many pedophiles. Time to dust off the ol' electric chair.
by Aribeth April 09, 2005
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To change the structural integrity of and object so as to render it incapable of containing mass. This is usually accomplished by a sudden, violent force, such as an explosion, or having the object struck by a hollow-point bullet travelling at extremely high velocities.
We are going out to the firing range to process some watermelons with our 50 calibre rifles.
by Aribeth March 31, 2005
10 10
The U.S. Federal Government, all State Governments, and all Local Governments are forbidden from using militay assets for Law Enforcement.
The Waco Texas Massacre was a violation of posse comitotus.
by Aribeth April 14, 2005
10 11
A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction.

This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol.

Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.
That was the third time that that gomer showed up in my emergency room. So I told him to take two dammitols and not to call me in the morning.
by Aribeth April 07, 2005
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