3 definitions by Argetlahm

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Phailus is a portmanteau of fail and phallus. It is used to describe a situation where one is dicked due to failure. It can also describe what a man has after he has been cock-blocked or what he has if he fails to perform in bed.

It is similar to phail.
"Dude, I was totally gonna hit that before her friend dragged her away."

"Epic phailus!"

"Hey, at least least I didn't have a phailus last night with that one chick."

"No cool dude, not cool."
by Argetlahm July 01, 2008

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Depth of field is a photography technique in which part of the picture is in focus and it gradually loses focus. This is usually accomplished by using a unique angle, or focusing on a strange item. The majority of the picture is out of focus, most of the time.
Wow! That's a great depth of field picture of Adam.
by Argetlahm November 25, 2005

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A kind of dump when one has to quickly enter and exit the bathroom. Aside from the speed, it is no different from a normal dump. No corners may be cut to reduce the time.
Guy: "Dude, they'll deduct minutes from my paycheck if it takes me longer than a minute to go to the bathroom."

Friend: "Looks like you need to take a powerdump"
by Argetlahm June 17, 2008

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