3 definitions by Archibald H. Wigglesworth

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1.) A cosmetic treatment applied to the face.
2.) A huge load of cum applied to the face.
1.) My wife had that weird green crap on her face that is known as a facial.
2.) Later, I blew my load on my wife's face, thus providing a facial.
by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 05, 2008

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A person who is sleazy or leads a sleazy lifestyle.
The guy that runs the adult movie theater is a sleazoid. What a degenerate!
by Archibald H. Wigglesworth May 28, 2009

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To defecate.
Every morning I dump a grumpy.
by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 05, 2008

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