4 definitions by ArKiver

Top Definition
A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.
"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"
by ArKiver June 26, 2007
A urinal, a restroom, an aspisstuary
"I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go the aspisstuation station."
by ArKiver January 03, 2008
Needing to urinate.

History:

11:53 * quaff wonders why there are words like hungry and tired but not ones for things like "has to piss"

11:54 <ArKiver> pee-ridden

11:56 <quaff> that doesn't seem right, but I can't think of anything better

11:56 <ArKiver> apisstuated

11:59 <quaff> that could work, though it's formal sounding

11:59 <quaff> "I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go urinate."

I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go urinate.
by ArKiver January 03, 2008
If you don't get it now, you never will. Poogranite just IS.
You are such a poogranite.
Why is this poogranite all over the internet ?
by ArKiver January 23, 2004

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