With the advent of RapeaXe, there may come a time in a man's life when he does not desire having his penis
impaled by angry
barbs. Instead, he may prefer to send his go-to man, or scapecock, if you will, to spring the chauvinist trap.
The scapecock does not need to be smart; he merely needs
be the least liked
friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males
Scenario 1 (At a party):
Male - "Yo! Cheeze-whiz, you take point. Let me know when
romancing her seven kingdoms."
Scapecock - "Aw thanks man! I won't let you down!"
Scenario 2 (On the way to the colloquial rapee):
Male - "Oh hey way to go buddy! I think you deserve firsties
on this one!"
Scapecock - "Sick! Thanks man!"