1 definition by April Sanchez

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The drunk alter ego one turns into after consuming massive amounts of alcohol. Also speaks crazy and Jager also known as Spanchez. Can charm her way out or into anything. April Sanchez has no fear or ethics, she does the things other people only imagine in their wildest dreams. She is witty, intelligent, talented, awesome, amazing in bed, and is the life of the party. Often yells, "I party bitches!" while dancing on bars, pool tables, or in the direction the crowd is looking. You better hide your men, cuz she's comin to get em. Seriously...she's known for stealing hearts.
Three more Jager shots and April Sanchez is here to party.
by April Sanchez January 12, 2012

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