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A fat 37 year old lowlife virgin that lives in his moms basement and plays xbox 23 hours a day and either masterbates to beastiality or child porn but rarely sleeps for that 1 remaining hour. Type A lowlife. Similar to zezima but in a much smaller scale.
Ivan: Michael Stop being such a subvolt and get out of your moms basement!
by Apple TV January 28, 2011
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