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Fartginity (noun) - The act of farting in front of a significant other in a relationship, thereby losing a sense of dignity and being vulnerable to emotional exposure.
Macy: "Scott dumped me last week, but I never lost my fartginity in front of him."
Ali: "At least he never took that from you!"
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