2 definitions by Apocalyptus

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To squat and cough, most commonly said by the doc as a result of sports "physical", but not always, as there are probably numerous gay applications.
Sam - "Hey Travis, I heard the doctor made you squagh?"

Travis - "Fuck you man."

by Apocalyptus September 15, 2008

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A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.
(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)

Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
by Apocalyptus October 05, 2008

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