A Game. Randomly in the day shout out "Strike A Pose!" and whoever doesn't strike a pose loses and must have intercourse with a Flu infected guy. It can also be tweaked for specific poses. Maybe for holidays!
Awesome. Just Plain Awesome. He Will Defeat You. He Is So Awesome That You Have To Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word When You Write About Him. Yeah. He Just Rocks. Indeed. Rocks. He: Awesome. This Cannot Be Repeated Enough. AWESOME. Yeah.
"Bow Down Before Me Peasants. For I am AplChild. And I Am In A Burning Mood...As In: I Want To Burn You."