2 definitions by Apexnine(props to MacIntosh on this one)

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To poop in tube sock and then repeatedly beat someone with it.
Ohh man! You smell like someone just gave you a dirtybronson.
Much like the Molotov cocktail only with out the sophistication.

The mullet-top-cocktail comes from the backwoods of WestVirginia. It consists of simply a Millwaukee's Best beer and a fresh dip of snuff. This concoction is usually preferred by men who wear their hair as a mullet.

A mullet-top-cocktail can be used to describe any nasty drink.
Larry, this drink you made me tastes like a freaking mullet-top-cocktail!

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