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4 definitions by Antman

 
1.
The religion that revolves around the creation of the universe via a peanut, and the prophets Medardo and Kaiser, all given from the viewpoint of an überlord, Kuklinski. An interesting, yet humerous, tale about the life and crucifixion of Medardo, and Kaiser's numerous fights with the Greco-Roman gods.
0:0 Kaiser
And, on the first day. Kaiser created nothing. On the second day, Kaiser made a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. On the third, fourth, and fifth days, Kaiser took a nap. On the sixth day, when he woke up...
by Antman April 01, 2004
 
2.
When three men get into a tub and they rub a dub dub on each others nipples. This is a strange variation of the purple nurple and three men in a tub nursery rhyme.
Get everyone together, the hot tub is on. We can have a good ol fashioned Circle Nurple.

Dude, you want to do a Circle Nurple tonight? Not if you are going to be rough again. My nipps hurt for three weeks after the last one!
by AntMan December 15, 2013
 
3.
When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.
Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.
by AntMan December 14, 2013
 
4.
A crappy word for Tornado on water.
.retaw no odanroT rof drow ypparc A
by Antman July 22, 2003