Having a "special someone" in your life who causes you to submit gag-inducing, flowery descriptions of them to UD
; usually descriptions include how amazing they are at their sport of choice, how large their genitalia
are, and how incredibly hot
they are. May also include line about how they are occasionally a jerk.
Jill: OMG! I'm going to send UD a def about my significant other Ryan, because he's just SO hawt
, and he's so awesome at football
, and he gives such good head
! Except when he's a jerk, I mean.