Japanese Wannabe A : Watashiwa Yukari Chiuzibai
Japanese : Kuso!! Go and learn ur own language properly before u learn japanese buddy.
Japanese Wannabe B : Hello, I am from Japan (actually from china or some other asian countries) Nice to meet u all.. Kawaii people!
Japanese Wannabe C : Lets take some pics!! ( posing in a very ridiculous face that he/she thinks is cute )