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A self-righteous and inherently distrustful group of people who envy all things American. Canadians are generally pale-skinned and stupid, and they enjoy taking something American (i.e. "Barnes & Noble") and making a shittier Canadian version of it (i.e. "Chapters"). A typical Canadian suburb is comprised of neatly situated dirt roads and igloos. Canada's chief exports are: (1) douche bags; and (2) donuts. Until recently, Canada was a great place for an American to buy a cheap hand job from a prostitute. However, due to the recent surge in the Canadian dollar, Canada has experienced a dearth of visits from the horny American men who once shot their superior American loads upon the faces and tits of Canadian whores.
Wow! Look at that self-righteous, stupid douche bag. I'm guessing he's Canadian because he is so pale and asshole-ish.
by Anthony08 March 05, 2008
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