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A Poof Ninja is another term for stupid looking female that jus woke up, and is extremely pissed off at the world. She has ninja abilities cause she is a karate master, and knows many major pressure points on the human body. The "poof" is for the marshmallow "poofness" her face looks like after having 3 hrs sleep cause of all the wild sex from the previous night.
Evan: Hey that chick sure looks like a poof ninja.

Ran: Hey poof ninja, wanna go get a facelift to fix ur face.

Arash: I love my poof ninja soooo much. vai
by Antal101 December 21, 2009

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