An Etrix a day does not only keep the e-cheats away, but it also completes everyday tasks, such as;
Taking poops on rando's faces,
Rubbing his nipple on Skype,
as well as makes videos on Youtube!
TL;DR: Etrix is a fucking ruthless bastard.
"Hey man, did you see that guy in the CGL pub?"
"Yeah dude, he full-flexed round 6 and pulled an Etrix with his deagle!"