That guy on the football team who loves The Dave Matthews Band and can (and frequently proves that he can) play the opening stanza of "The General" by Dispatch on the guitar. If he's lucky, he may have a Rasta friendship bracelet.
Jonny: Whoa, cool song, bro. What's it called?
Dan: "The General" by Dispatch.
Jonny: Nice, bro. I'll check it out.
Allison: (from afar) His jeans are so ripped! I wish he'd give me a friendship bracelet.