"The Game" Is a scientific mystery that has been plaguing mankind for centuries... well, maybe since the 80's.
There are three rules to The Game.
1. When you learn the rules, you are condemned to playing the game for all eternity.
2. When you think of the game, you lose.
3. You must declare loss by saying to all people in the vicinity, "I Lost The Game!"
People often play with an amendment to rule two, stating that you cannot lose the game by thinking of it when someone declares losing the game. Otherwise, a terrible ripple of losing would spread throughout the world.