A place where you go while highly intoxicated on captain morgans or another fine liquor to talk in a southern-grandma voice and gossip and have sex with good looking men. All members of this place have first names and middle names usually relating to a hillbilly or a specific moment of utter drunken greatness.
"Well ello dar all yer young fellas! Welcome to Shkeenumclaw."
"Ohhhh hey caillee."
"Wooood you like me ter take my shert off and dance up on this pole? and my name is meredith freebush dumby!"
"Well your hott so yea."