A place where
you go while highly intoxicated
on captain morgans or another fine liquor to talk
in a southern-grandma voice and gossip and have sex with
good looking men. All members of this
place have first names and middle names usually relating to a hillbilly or a specific moment of utter
"Well ello dar all yer young
fellas! Welcome to Shkeenumclaw."
"Ohhhh hey caillee."
"Wooood you like me ter take my shert
off and dance up on this pole? and my name is meredith freebush dumby!"
"Well your hott