Marge: I don't know what to do with my boyfriend, our love life has fizzled.
Jane: You should totally sext him while he's at work!

Margo: So I met this totally hot guy last night and we hooked up, but I want to hook up with him again, what should I do?
Janet: You should totally sext him while he's at work!

Bob: Whoa, this chick just totally sexted me and I'm so turned on! I'm totally hooking up with her tonight!
Steve: I totally sexted your mom last night! Sexting is the best thing ever!