26 definitions by Ann

a way to cover up your secretive masterbation when someone calls.
Guy: (one hand on phone. Other hand choking the chicking) Hi mom
Mom: (calling)what are you doing?
Guy: JSA work
Mom: Dont forget to email it to Chirs when your done
Guy: (looks down) I won't
by Ann March 09, 2004

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CSI
Only one of the coolest shows out there. I mean come on! If you're a totally DNA, gotta solve the crime finattic like me this show nearly puts your dream job on TV and play it back to you! Yeah, some people think it's cheezey, but when you really think that people really do this stuff and the technolege that puts them away... you've got to hand it to the directers and writers they do a heck of a good job!
(1st person) Hey you know that one drop of blood contains thousands of DNA strands?
(2nd person) No, dude. So whats all those strands for anyway?
(1st person)So that's why you got caught!
by Ann July 11, 2004

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my inspiration in making webpages
mike is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
by ann June 19, 2004

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Excessively or disgustingly emotional or idealistic
Her esssay about the role of her sandals in realizing that "she has a history of racial harmony under her feet" was so beaumicious that I felt physically sick.
by Ann October 22, 2004

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Hole on a piece usually on a glass bowl... held then let go once u start sucking in smoke.
"Dude let go of the choke."
by Ann August 16, 2004

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x-rated slang for the male penis (which is why Dustin Diamond told me he appropriated it for his band name).
Hey baby, why don't you come over here and meet my friend salty the pocketknife?
by ann January 31, 2004

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Interjection:
Used in disbelief and agreement

Replaces the common "fo' sho"
"Dirk's been fucking your mom"
"Fo' JESUS?!"

"This place is off the hook"
"Fo' Jesus."
by ann December 25, 2004

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