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1 definition by Angus 2000

 
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Angus is a self fisting machine for men and women. It is manual and automatic and powered by a wide variety of energy sources. We are looking into a Green Angus at the moment. You can already buy a Lady Angus.
I had a bad day at work. I was stressed, so I got in the car and drove home. I soon realised to help ease that stress I’d get some comfort from my seat inserted Angus. Gosh was I relieved.
by Angus 2000 November 25, 2010