An object is pube-safe when it is SO safe, that not even the most desperate of thieves will touch it (caused by being shrouded in pubes)
First seen on Important Things with Demetri Martin
"I'm not touching that! There's a pube on it!"
Contrary to popular belief, QFT actually stands for Quit Fucking Talking.
Bill: <insert wall of text>
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