Jane: Hey, did you see the word of the day? It's so funny, I lawl
ed all over myself!
Mary: Yeah? What was it?
!!1! Isn't that funny?!
Mary: ...go fucking die. That was the dumbest turd of the day yet.
John: Did you see the word of the day? I have to go get some OPM
Quieshan: No, you need to shut the fuck up
. You know damn well you didn't know what the fuck that was until you looked at Urban Shitionary
. Go die with the turd of the day.
Shannon: Liek OMG the word of the day was taken from P. Hilton! Loves it
Chuck Norris: Unless you want me to give you a roundhouse kick
to the face like I'm giving the turd of the day, I suggest you shut the fuck up