n. a fat gay man with short (usually dyed blonde) hair who resembles a bloated Ellen DeGeneres.
1. Damn, look at Clay Aiken on that Spamalot billboard! He looks like a fellen.
2. Lay off the cosmos, boy, or you might wake up beside a fellen.
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