A bullshit fake diary written by an anti-drug Mormon woman with a series of 'diaries', that are listed as non-fiction to scare little kids into not doing drugs, joining a gang or the occult, getting pregnant, getting anorexia, or getting AIDS.
What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.
Excerpt from Go Ask Alice:
"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."
Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...
The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee
Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?
praise for an act of individuality or integrity, or subversion of the system.
I don't buy popcorn at the movie theater, I always smuggle in rice cakes instead!
Alright man, keep fighting the good fight!
When you become a teenager and you realize that all the things you thought you could do when you were a child...you can't.
my worst teenage letdown was when i realized i wasnt going to be the youngest traveling lion tamer in southwest michigan.
Somebody without a permanent home or residence. Usually can be found in public parks smoking weed and yelling at innocent people, sitting in the bus stop listening to a radio, on the freeway underpass, lying down on the sidewalk, or at Jack-in-the-Box.
I was in Jack-in-the-Box with my friends cuz we had to use the bathroom, and we had a conversation with a homeless guy there about 70's music.
The ugly, surgically enhanced Simpson sister who dropped the whole "I'm as hardcore as Avril Lavigne" thing when she realized no one was buying it, not even little 11 yr olds.
Ashlee Simpson is so hardcore I cut my wrists when I listen to her.
The worst area of any city, anywhere.
I live in southeast.