4 definitions by Andy Pandy

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Used to describe something that is at the same time both abhorrent and attractive. Most commonly used to describe odours.
Bored out of his brain, Billy went from picking his nose to scratching his balls and fingering his arse hole. With absent mind he went back to picking his nose and was smacked around the face by the abhorrent smell. He gingerly put finger back to nose and found with further inspection that the smell was actually really rather attractive. This led him to experiment with his other bodily odours. Such joy! Never again would he know boredom. There seemed infinate combinations of nasty-nice smells:
ear-wax, cockcheese, belly-button fluff, cheesy toenail stuff. Spunk sock, gym sock, football sock, pre-cum cock. Front of pants, back of pants, the tiny area between back and front of pants...
by Andy Pandy January 02, 2004
An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese nasty-nice.
"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."
by Andy Pandy January 02, 2004
someone who chases a sole turkey around a field with only the inteny of smashing its skull in with a shovel, or taking them home and having their wicked way with it. these type of people tend to live in their parents room or basement, although they are at the ripe age to leave the nest as it were.
1) computer hackers.
2) liers.
3) comporate buisenise men.
4) townies.
by andy pandy December 07, 2004
Derived from a derogatory term for gay men when in the passive position during anal sex.
Now used to describe moments of intense ecstasy where pleasure touches pain.
Man 1:"Wow, that pill I dropped was fucking mental. If I had tits, I would have cum on 'em."

Man2:"Yeah, I know. You should have seen your face, you looked like a right pillowbiter."
by Andy Pandy January 02, 2004

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