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3 definitions by Andy Mofflet

 
1.
A term used to describe a nap or sleep.
"im going to catch 40 sweems" "i need some sweems before i go out tonight" "im soo wasted, i need my sweems"
by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006
 
2.
A term used to describe a poor level of workmanship in regard to tightening nuts or other attatchments of that nature.
Person B: "WTF the suspension leg has fallen off?"
Person E: "well its not my fault, i tightened it myself"
Person L: "with what, your fucking mind spanner?"
by Andy Mofflet July 25, 2006
 
3.
A term used to describe someone with a Highly Perverted Nature that is usually misbehaving.
"That fucking mofflet is taking pictures of my wife again"
"I hope my daughters new boyfriend isn't a fooking mofflet"
by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006