When a man paints the nails on his non-dominant hand red, sits on this hand until it goes numb, raises one leg (same side as hand), reaches under raised leg with non-dominant/painted hand and proceeds to jerk off. (the Ultimate Stanger can be performed sitting or standing) GIDDY UP!
When she won't put-out and your sick of the typical jerk session, try the Ultimate Stranger.
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