622 definitions by Andy

603
Gay, likes chrome and mirrors. dresses sharply but likes to preen on the go.
I wouldn't ride a scooter like that unless I was a Mod.
by Andy September 08, 2004

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604
Armoured band of cunts in the Republic of Ireland, equivalent to pigs everywhere else. These baton-wielding yobs act much the same way as their sister organisations elsewhere, beating up foreigners and protesters and generally making the world a nastier place.

Like the IRA, they wear all black and cover their faces with masks (the riot squad do, anyway). Unlike the IRA, they don't even PRETEND to be fighting for liberation.
Garda stands for
Grunting
Anal-
Retentive
Dicksucking
Asswipes
by Andy May 01, 2004

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605
when man is horny and taks it off his bake buy beating off
ohh dam she was fine i am going to beat off now
by andy January 18, 2004

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606
A place that you move to because your girlfriend got a job there and you would go to the ends of the earth to follow her cause you are so whipped.
Jeff moved to Des Moines to be with his girlfriend, Sue, because he is a whipped little pussy.
by Andy March 14, 2005

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607
1. Someone who is both ignorant and an asshole.
2. George W. Bush.
Tommy is being an ignoranus. Somebody should suicide-bomb his ass before he grows up and convinces 59 million half-retarded evangelical rednecks to vote him as president, and continues to fuck the country.
by Andy November 28, 2004

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608
slang for "fuck off". Used by people who don't swear - such a small minority that this term may not even have been heard by most readers.
Oh, go away, you... mother- away going... person!
by Andy May 02, 2004

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609
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An old word which means your spectrum hobbit or lord of the rings adventure has fucking crashed again
You go east. You are in the dark stuffy passage. You can see Thorin. Thorin is carrying: the small curious key. The vicious goblin enters. Thorin strikes the vicious goblin. With one well-placed blow Thorin OOM
by Andy April 17, 2004

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