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627 definitions by Andy

1. The act of deficating.
2. The anticipation of deficating.
1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.
by Andy January 29, 2003
Adam, Andy, Eric, Mike the fucking coolest badass heterosexual fellows that occasionally like to hump eachother.
Dude look at that chicks titties.
Dude, I wanna C her CB
by Andy April 17, 2005
anal sex waste
Bubba in Cell Block B is a leading producer of ASW.
by Andy August 09, 2003
A slang term for a gay boy. A different way to say it.
That game boy was checking out the other boys.
by Andy March 21, 2005
The one and only Joe Velasco...
We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!
by Andy April 17, 2005
A place that you move to because your girlfriend got a job there and you would go to the ends of the earth to follow her cause you are so whipped.
Jeff moved to Des Moines to be with his girlfriend, Sue, because he is a whipped little pussy.
by Andy March 14, 2005
To rape someone.
After losing a bet, Matt was forced to Mike Tyson a homeless man or become an egg-asser... he chose the former.
by Andy March 16, 2004